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Project BIKINI: Special Delivery

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This story contains practically no TFs, but implies a bunch.
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We hadn’t run far into the forest before Jan and Janice had to stop to catch their breath. This was the downside of the pauper, however far they ran it would be as if they had run twice that distance, twice as fast. Flap slammed the pole into the ground, leaving Berry upside down, then shrunk down and flew up into the sky. When he came down he had news to report.

“There is a centauress carrying a bunch of stuff coming this way with a small army of clockwork soldiers, a tiny French girl and a Nazi,” he told us.

“Great,” said Jan “, Is there a better way to get back to the jet?”

“We could swim across the lagoon,” suggested Janice.

“No way,” I told them “, that lagoon is full of sea monsters that could make a living starring in Japanese porn.”

“We’ll think of something, and by we, I mean you, I need to know something,” Janice said to Jan “, So Simon, when did you get that… weird tattoo?”

“What weird tattoo?” I asked.

“When you got turned into the bikini model, I saw a tattoo on your right shoulder.”

“And we all saw you in that red dress,” reminded Jan “, you didn’t have it then.”

“Flap, open it.”

“Umm… excuse me,” Berry called out “, could you at least put me right way up.”

“Can we put the gag in now?” asked Janice.

“Go ahead,” I answered her as Flap unthreaded the shoulder of my suit. There was nothing there. “Was it right here?”

“Exactly,” Janice confirmed as she regagged Berry.

“Then someone summoned a god recently,” I explained to them “, I have several glyphix tattoos, they’re normally invisible but if that one was visible then someone summoned a god, I just hope one of the other changelings is on it.”

“So where are we going sir?” asked Flap as he fixed my shoulder.

“We’ll need to go around the long way, no question about that, we’re going to run into the cogs sooner or later, do they know about the stasium yet?”

“They look like they arrived before the entertainment started,” answered Flap “, they don’t know, they’re probably just here for Berry.”

“Then if we give Berry back we can probably get them out of the way,” I realised.

“I’ve got an idea,” announced Jan.

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“And done,” he announced.

The three of us, Jan and Janice having remerged to conserve energy, were standing around Berry, only now she wasn’t tied to a stasium pole, now she was tied to a very thin missile, more of a javelin with a warhead than a missile though considering we didn’t have the materials to make a rocket.

“Now we just deliver this to the soldiers and they’ll all be zapped,” explained Jan “, I wrote some characteristics into the gas to make it more effective.”

“We know, we heard you, bimbofying the entire team with modified laughing gas seems a lot less stupid once we’re at this stage.”

“Well we don’t have much to work with,” reminded Jan “, If mason were here we could’ve maybe built something more… I don’t know.”

I had supplied everyone with spatial compression back packs full of some food, some drinking water and various other things, but the supplies were still limited.

“There’s just two problems,” I pointed out “, First, the gas will turn Berry back and the modified gas only dumbs down girls, Two, we have no way to…”

Flap picked up the weapon and threw it really hard.

“Sir, third problem,” brought up Flap “, I just thought… What if Berry tells them about the stasium?”

I placed my hands on a tree and banged my head against it, then I did it again.

“Well, at least they’ll probably scatter when the gas comes out.”

After they ran into the woods Simon, Flap, Jan and Janice start plotting their next move, unfortunately they didn't plot it too well.

Jan and Janice belong to :iconjanusdadefender:

Continuity:
Takes place right after: BIKINI: The Counter Chaos Experiment
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